Ee hee hee!

I would like to thank bombfrostings for using this gif that spoke to my soul.

Let's start at the beginning.

I'm PMS-y. For some reason the emotional side of it is getting me major. I'm mouthy and cranky and in constantly. That alone is enough to make me angry but it does not stop there.

People at work are fucking retards. Christina never does her job and Larry is the worst baker in the world. I hate morning from like.. 6-7:30 ish. Doesn't seem like a long time, it's really not, but the time that Christina is there just draaaaags and draaaags. She doesn't do anything she's supposed to be doing. Erica and I end up doing most of it and now that Maggie is about to pop, we can't really rely on her. ;lkajdfl;kjadf.

THEN! Today is payday, right? I'm excited. Then I remember I own half of my damn check to my parents and i need brakes on my car. My dad can put them on so it would only have been 20 dollars. Well, my car also needs some kind of something, but I can't afford them so I told my dad to wait to get those. What does he do?! HE GOES TO AUTOZONE AND BUYS THE FUCKING THINGS ANYWAY. I STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM AND I'M FUCKING BROKE. WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE NOT GET ABOUT "HAI I'M BROKE?!". I'm so fucking livid. Now they're asking me how much I can pay and I'm offering an amount and they're all whispering about it in the fucking kitchen. Like fucking children.

Seriously? I'm not a fucking baby.

(lol, see what i mean about being cranky and emotional?!)

I JUST.. I DON'T EVEN.. ALSDKFJ;LAKDJFL;AKJD

OH HAI. LOOK WHO IS WRITING ON THEIR NANO AGAIN?!?!?!?!?



YEAH. IT'S ME.

CAUSE I'M EPIC.

AND THIS SHIT IS GOING TO GET DONE.

like this:



that person on the ground? Yeah, that's gonna be my nano.

!@#$ Today I took the best nap ever. I've been working like a dawwwwg the last couple of weeks. They've been having Erica and I come in at 5:45/6. It's not so bad but there's a horse show in town and them people be bitches.. MMKAY?! Seriously. I hope their horses lose. It's been alright though. The days go by fast. Really fast. Oh yeah, back to the nap business. I haven't been sleeping well and today I was so tired I completely lost it at work. Like, I was helping Erica out in the bakery and I took our doillies and made "hats" out of them. I was laughing so hard I couldn't stand up straight. I put one on Erica and any time she looked at me I just lost it. Our manager didn't even looked phased. He was all "Whatever, they do this all the time." I seriously love my managers.

Oh and at one point, Erica had a customer in the bakery and i was over there and he said something and she said "Well I don't have much." First thing that popped in to my head? "But if I did.. I'd buy a big house where we both could live." She said it with me too. Poor customer was so confused. xD Oh, Panera. You bring me many lulz.

!@#$ So! My NaNo is.. going.. no where. I haven't written on it in like.. A week. Sad thing? If I'd just sit and write it would probably already be done. I'm just procrastinating. I have to crush this poor characters heart and it's harder than I thought it would be. He's just so cute and innocent and his world is gonna come crumbling down around him. I'm delaying it as long as possible, rofl. Erica and I had a plan to go to IHOP and sit at different tables and just write. I'm distracting, so I was like.. we can sit at different tables. She thought it was a good idea. I could only bug her through IM which is easier to ignore than me sitting across from you. Either way, I need to write on my NaNo.

!@#$ I really have nothing interesting going on these days. I sleep, I work, I drive around with Erica. I stay up late and laugh at star trek Pr0ns with Erin and eat Mexican food with Karen. I pirate internet and I watch Frasier. I dunno. Life is just kinda.. chill right now. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I just wish I had more to update with, rofl.

Hi LJ

THIS IS NOT JENNIFER


HAHAHAHAHAHA jk jk

she's looking over my wrist like a creeper owl. hoooooooot

Peace out, y'all

-So the other night, I may or may not have dry humped this guy against a wall in my dream. It may or may not have been the most epic dream I've never had. Except he was wearing that pink plaid shirt with the pink sparkle tie? Anyone know that picture? Omg it was amazing. He ended up leaving before it could go any further because he had a show to do. Nothing like doing a concert with a boner I guess. rofl. Seriously though. The first ~naughty~ dream I ever had was ruined because Tim the Toolman Taylor walked in wearing only a tool belt. It's nice when my brain makes up for it by letting me dry hump some Thriller!MJ. You go Brain Coco.


-I worked in the Bakery alone at work the other day. It was actually really fun. I was scared shitless when Johnny was like "hey sup you'll be alone after break." I think I did rather well though. Though, if people don't start doing coffees I'm going to have to cut a bitch. It's not that hard, really. When I'm at a register and taking orders for the cafe I can't exactly saunter to the back and make some coffee in the middle of lunch rush. Oh well, I got them caught up. OMG EW. Jerrad came into work and stood there to talk to me while I was BUSY. WTF, Dood? Are you kidding me? I don't care about your life. I care about getting this lady's order right so she doesn't beat me. Also, see this uniform? Me using a register? Blending drinks? IT'S CALLED WORK. I'M GETTING PAID TO DO THIS NOT TALK TO YOU. I can't stand that kid. To think he kissed me. *shudders and weeps*

-ROCKTOBER IS LESS THAN 2 MONTHS AWAY. I couldn't be more excited. 3 of my gabs will be here for a couple days and we're gonna go see U2 and just do random shit I guess. Rofl. I haven't been able to be online a whole lot so planning is kinda.. slow. They've got plane tickets and I've got the concert tickets in a tea canister. It'll be good times, man. I'm really excited. I've already met Ally, but I haven't met Laura or Steph. Shall be fun. :DDDDDD

-SO, IT'LL BE REALLY GREAT WHEN I FINALLY GET PAID. I didn't get paid on what was supposed to be my first payday cause they didn't turn in my paperwork on time. So when I do finally get paid it's gonn a be a niiiice fat check. Omg I can't wait.

-I had some Michael Jackson stickers that Erica bought me.. but I accidentally left them at IHOP. I no longer own them and it makes me sad as hell. *shakes head* I'll get some on payday.

That's a v. recent pic. I took it yesterday. Feel special. Aaaaanyway.

Hi, my name is Jennifer. I'm 21 and I live in Oklahoma. There is absolutely nothing to do here for fun, well, I take that back. We have parks which can be fun from time to time. There's not a whole lot to my life. I live with my parents again, I hang out with my friends, I live online a lot of times, I don't wear matching socks, I'll eat cereal any damn time of the day. TV is not something that I partake in. I rarely ever watch it. I'd much rather suft the web and listen to music.

Like:
music
laughing
MSN emotes
animals
magic
driving
singing at the top of my lungs
internet
texting
tea
baking
Captain EO

Dislikes:
Haterz
people who think they know it all
ignorance
cookies that taste like eggs.
small spaces
not finding my size in a pair of epic jeans
flat tires
frank the goat.


IDK, I'm probably forgetting something. Oh wellz. I love you all and welcome you, albeit late, to my LJ.


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Irrational Fears. I'm pretty sure we all have them. Someone is afraid of a color, another person is scared of a smell, or maybe even perhaps a commercial jingle chases you in your dreams?

I know what mine are and some of them are just down right stupid.

( Jeepers creepers! )


Either way, We all have our irrational fears, and most of the time they come from somewhere? What are yours and where do they come from?

Rage. Rage like I've never felt before.

Westboro Baptist Church is here. They're going to protest Moore High School.

Seriously?

I'm so mad. I've been in tears on and off and had bouts of violent rage. LOL

I feel like I should do something, but there's really nothing I can do aside from pray..

If you pray, PLEASE PLEASE pray for Moore High School and its students. Pray that something will happen and they just won't show up. Pray that the kid won't even have to see it.

LMAO.

I got called a troll at mygirlsunicorn 


lmao lmao lmao.


Oh i love how when someone doesn't completely agree with you they're automatically the enemy. I am, in fact, not a troll. I'm also not a mindless fic reader with no taste.


It does make me giggle though.

Oh- I've got new icons based off of Semi-Comatose. They're pretty awesome.


NAP TIME IS NOW.

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• 18:17 STOP BEING A BITCH, LAURA. #
• 18:22 LAURA, I WILL NOT KISS YOUR ASS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT'S BEEN. #
• 18:57 HAMBURGER HELPER. #
• 19:12 I'm a hot mess right now. #
• 07:24 Oh hell. There is a kids book in here called Can Tom Top? i'm sooooooo dead. #
• 09:40 Yay lunch break! Taccas, here i come. #
• 09:44 @inalittlewhile i'll take a bite for your british depravity. #
• 10:10 I hate being called miss sharp. I feel like i'm in some low budget porno. #
• 11:39 @spunkqui oh. Joo haz ben knotty. #
• 11:41 @spunkqui come join me. They kids are currently singing the penguin polka. You could join them. sparta1 #
• 11:56 @spunkqui oh it's beyond balla. Freddie Mercury is weeping in the afterlife because he can't he here. He's glad you're bringing the hat ... #
• 13:10 Ah, dodgeball. Makes me wanna watch Freaks and Geeks. #
• 17:06 @laulau89 STEVE DID IT. #
• 17:08 @laulau89 it was actually gramma's idea #
• 17:10 @laulau89 just get over it and be thankful you have friends who like you now. (6) #
• 17:12 @inalittlewhile it's okay bb. I'll hold you while you weep.sparta1 #
• 17:13 @lewlinx STEVE TOLD ME TO BLAME YOU, SO DON'T EVEN START #
• 17:14 @inalittlewhile OMG BRB I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. best ass cover ever. #
• 17:15 @spunkqui so aladdin house is a no go? cries. #
• 17:21 @inalittlewhile she's like the younger sister that we pick on because we love to laugh at her lame comebacks. #
• 17:36 @SarahsALoser i hate that. #

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Today's the day I attack the elementary school with my SUBBIN' SKILLZ. Wait, who am I kidding. Skils?! ROFL. Got up around 5:30 (well.. I set my alarm for 5:30) and I've been lazing about since then. I should get dressed. Hell, I'm not even sure I know where the school is. I'm soooo prepared. LOL. 

I still hate my bangs. Oh so much. BUT I take comfort in the fact that the same day I fucked mine up, my sister did the same to hers. I went over to her house yesterday and she was like 'Mine look the same!!! here's how I hide mine!' but then I went away and forgot the bobby pins. lame.

Tonight will be the night for NIGHTWALKER SHENANIGANS. I seriously miss it. So desert_dolly  and rundancefreak : GET READY. 'nuff said. I'll take a nap when I get home if I have too. I WILL NOT GO TO BED BEFORE 2 a.m. 

My emotions have been extremely off kilter lately. One minute I wanna hit someone, next I want to NOT  hit someone, then I want to cry, then I'm all weepsy, and then I'm just void of emotion. Hahaha. I'll blame it on the Twilight release. I bet I'm feeling the emotions of 986345807624672987348.8 fangirls out there. Damn you fangirls, DAMN YOU!!! *shakes fist*


oh-- I know where the school is now.

OH! Also:
snapiphany  shared with me a video the other night. Ever heard the song by AC/DC Big Balls?! Yeah. They wrote that for Daniel Radcliffe. It's so gross. I think we decided they looked like one of those giant hershey's kisses slightly melted and also the.. left? side of John McCains face. If I had the link, I'd post it. But I don't. JUST KNOW THAT D-RAD HAS GOT SOME GIANT MARBLES.

So I wrote a crack fic. Most of you won't get it. But for those of you who do.. it'll probably make you laugh.



also. DISCLAIMER:

it's rushed and probably not the best written fic out there.. but get over it. i'm not an aspiring author. i'm a girl who gets bored at night and has strokes of genius.

i don't own twilight. or anything like that.
uhm... people with disabilities are not to be made fun of. *shifty eyes*

plz don't get offended.
Actually.. if you dooo get offended? WHY ARE WE FRIENDS?

( let's get ready to snort some crack )



again, if you were offended or whatever.. GTFO MY FLIST. (rofl i typed out FLISH first.. hehehehehe)




*waggle brows*

ALSO. I EDIT THIS TO SAY:

I DEDICATE THIS TO YOU make_me_irish YOU ARE THE STRINGS OF THE UNIVERSE THAT SHIFT BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. ILUMA.

NOW LET'S ROLL OUT.

but things like this must happen. *dramatic music*

Haha, not really.

Did a friends cut. Mostly because you either don't ever post/I don't know who are. Which is kind of embarrassing, but if you never post, how am I to know who you are?


I don't like the idea of someone reading my stuffs and I don't know who they are.. So, if you've been cut don't take offense. If you demand a recount *dspaz* comment me and we'll talk.

Other than that.. t'was good while it lasted?? idk.


toodles and shit!