!@#$ Today I took the best nap ever. I've been working like a dawwwwg the last couple of weeks. They've been having Erica and I come in at 5:45/6. It's not so bad but there's a horse show in town and them people be bitches.. MMKAY?! Seriously. I hope their horses lose. It's been alright though. The days go by fast. Really fast. Oh yeah, back to the nap business. I haven't been sleeping well and today I was so tired I completely lost it at work. Like, I was helping Erica out in the bakery and I took our doillies and made "hats" out of them. I was laughing so hard I couldn't stand up straight. I put one on Erica and any time she looked at me I just lost it. Our manager didn't even looked phased. He was all "Whatever, they do this all the time." I seriously love my managers.

Oh and at one point, Erica had a customer in the bakery and i was over there and he said something and she said "Well I don't have much." First thing that popped in to my head? "But if I did.. I'd buy a big house where we both could live." She said it with me too. Poor customer was so confused. xD Oh, Panera. You bring me many lulz.

!@#$ So! My NaNo is.. going.. no where. I haven't written on it in like.. A week. Sad thing? If I'd just sit and write it would probably already be done. I'm just procrastinating. I have to crush this poor characters heart and it's harder than I thought it would be. He's just so cute and innocent and his world is gonna come crumbling down around him. I'm delaying it as long as possible, rofl. Erica and I had a plan to go to IHOP and sit at different tables and just write. I'm distracting, so I was like.. we can sit at different tables. She thought it was a good idea. I could only bug her through IM which is easier to ignore than me sitting across from you. Either way, I need to write on my NaNo.

!@#$ I really have nothing interesting going on these days. I sleep, I work, I drive around with Erica. I stay up late and laugh at star trek Pr0ns with Erin and eat Mexican food with Karen. I pirate internet and I watch Frasier. I dunno. Life is just kinda.. chill right now. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I just wish I had more to update with, rofl.

-So the other night, I may or may not have dry humped this guy against a wall in my dream. It may or may not have been the most epic dream I've never had. Except he was wearing that pink plaid shirt with the pink sparkle tie? Anyone know that picture? Omg it was amazing. He ended up leaving before it could go any further because he had a show to do. Nothing like doing a concert with a boner I guess. rofl. Seriously though. The first ~naughty~ dream I ever had was ruined because Tim the Toolman Taylor walked in wearing only a tool belt. It's nice when my brain makes up for it by letting me dry hump some Thriller!MJ. You go Brain Coco.


-I worked in the Bakery alone at work the other day. It was actually really fun. I was scared shitless when Johnny was like "hey sup you'll be alone after break." I think I did rather well though. Though, if people don't start doing coffees I'm going to have to cut a bitch. It's not that hard, really. When I'm at a register and taking orders for the cafe I can't exactly saunter to the back and make some coffee in the middle of lunch rush. Oh well, I got them caught up. OMG EW. Jerrad came into work and stood there to talk to me while I was BUSY. WTF, Dood? Are you kidding me? I don't care about your life. I care about getting this lady's order right so she doesn't beat me. Also, see this uniform? Me using a register? Blending drinks? IT'S CALLED WORK. I'M GETTING PAID TO DO THIS NOT TALK TO YOU. I can't stand that kid. To think he kissed me. *shudders and weeps*

-ROCKTOBER IS LESS THAN 2 MONTHS AWAY. I couldn't be more excited. 3 of my gabs will be here for a couple days and we're gonna go see U2 and just do random shit I guess. Rofl. I haven't been able to be online a whole lot so planning is kinda.. slow. They've got plane tickets and I've got the concert tickets in a tea canister. It'll be good times, man. I'm really excited. I've already met Ally, but I haven't met Laura or Steph. Shall be fun. :DDDDDD

-SO, IT'LL BE REALLY GREAT WHEN I FINALLY GET PAID. I didn't get paid on what was supposed to be my first payday cause they didn't turn in my paperwork on time. So when I do finally get paid it's gonn a be a niiiice fat check. Omg I can't wait.

-I had some Michael Jackson stickers that Erica bought me.. but I accidentally left them at IHOP. I no longer own them and it makes me sad as hell. *shakes head* I'll get some on payday.